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The Swan

The funniest and weirdest thing happened today. But let me tell you some background first. Warning: Lengthy. Way back in college, I had this guy classmate whom nobody would want to talk to, nor be seen with for the sole reason that he smells. He hardly showered nor brushed his teeth because he always thought [...]

How To Eat Pussy

*Everything You Need to Know About Cunnilingus But You Were Too Busy Picking the Hairs Out of Your Teeth to Ask – Uncle Melon Eating pussy can be one of the most wonderful things you can do for a woman. It makes her feel appreciated, respected, desirable, and has the potential to give her an [...]

How To Get Past The Velvet Rope

Most bars in the Philippines, Manila, to be exact, do not have long lines of people waiting outside eager to get in and be seen. There are a select few, if not close to none, exceptions of course. But generally, the Velvet Rope culture hasn’t really picked up. I don’t know how these headset-clad, clipboard-bearing, [...]

A Guide To Dealing With Men

From Fine Art of Free Speech and Dissent, some ways of letting your man know you’re not in the mood, and that you don’t take no crap either. One: The word no should be enough. If a woman does not want to have sex, or is uncomfortable doing a sexual act, or doing a sexual [...]

Something Light And Trivial

I tagged myself. It’s contagious. You read another person’s blog, and you feel like doing the same thing too. Happens all the time. Anyway, i can’t help it. So indulge me. ABOUT YOURSELF Eye color: Dark brown Hair color: Dark Black Piercing: Two (ears and tongue) Tattoos: None Boyfriend/Girlfriend: None. There’s gotta be somebody out [...]