Tag Archives: funny

How To Get Past The Velvet Rope

Most bars in the Philippines, Manila, to be exact, do not have long lines of people waiting outside eager to get in and be seen. There are a select few, if not close to none, exceptions of course. But generally, the Velvet Rope culture hasn’t really picked up. I don’t know how these headset-clad, clipboard-bearing, [...]

A Guide To Dealing With Men

From Fine Art of Free Speech and Dissent, some ways of letting your man know you’re not in the mood, and that you don’t take no crap either. One: The word no should be enough. If a woman does not want to have sex, or is uncomfortable doing a sexual act, or doing a sexual [...]

My First Student

Good gawd, I found my first student for my Polishing School! And she doesn’t even know it. You poor, poor thing. She’s exactly the type that I loathe, but at the same time, I’d want to help her, you know? She’s such a fuckin’ foolface. I don’t know who the hell this prostitute is, but [...]

On Nuns, Prostitutes, Escorts and Ultimately, Bitches

My silence for the past few days is attributed to the fact that I was (and still am, actually) in a sort of financial bind. Something which I’ve never experienced before and to talk about it further would be in such poor taste. All I could say is that it’s bloody unpleasant as hell. I [...]