How To Get Past The Velvet Rope

Most bars in the Philippines, Manila, to be exact, do not have long lines of people waiting outside eager to get in and be seen. There are a select few, if not close to none, exceptions of course. But generally, the Velvet Rope culture hasn’t really picked up. I don’t know how these headset-clad, clipboard-bearing, stoic-faced “traffic managers” use their judgment and choose which people to deny entrance nonchalantly. Could be the status. the name, who you’re with, how you look, and how you dont look. Surprisingly, even Paris Hilton was denied at the Oscar’s afterparty. I felt sorry for her sorry face. Haha. I never saw her look so sorry. What a foolface.

Also, it could be the clothes, or the lack of it.

Europe bar

With nothing on, you’re sure to breeze right through in. Like these girls.

Dream on, Manila. You’re not Europe.

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My First Student

Good gawd, I found my first student for my Polishing School! And she doesn’t even know it. You poor, poor thing. She’s exactly the type that I loathe, but at the same time, I’d want to help her, you know? She’s such a fuckin’ foolface. I don’t know who the hell this prostitute is, but dahling, if you see this, contact me immediately! As in IMMEDIATELY! Before you make a fuck of yourself on national television and be all over the internet.

To my international audience, THIS IS NOT HOW FILIPINAS TALK or SING ,for that matter. Not all, anyway.

Keys Me

Oh gawd. Who the hell put her on TV?!?!?!